delberticus:

If you make fun of people trying to better themselves at the gym you’re a piece of shit.

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Id wish for a shit load of cars, car parts, and tools.


Holla

(Source: egberts)

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

slydig:

hey ur so cute and nice give me ur bank account